Thursday, March 1, 2012

Jack Sparrow offers condolences to Davy Jones family

After the recent news of the sudden death of Davy Jones, Captain Jack Sparrow has offered his condolences to the family of his one time enemy.

Captain Jack Sparrow - visibly moved by the sad news
The captain of The Black Pearl released the following statement about his former foe:
"Davy Jones was not the kind of man to carry his heart on his sleeve; it was more in a kind of box, savvy. It was the ultimate irony that it was his heart giving up which caused his death. You know, considering that hiding it in a chest made him invulnerable.
Davy Jones, you blaggard, you will be missed along the high seas."
Davy Jones 30 December 1945 - 29 February 2012


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