Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Whoopi Goldberg was born a man

Whoopi Goldberg has been a household name since 1985 when she wowed the movie community as Celie Johnson in The Color Purple. According to a document which has recently come to light, the character should have been 'SeeMy Johnson'.

Whoopi Goldberg - shocked at the leaked document

The document in question is a copy of a birth certificate which clearly indicates 'Male' as the birth sex of a 'Whoopi Goldberg' born on November 13th, 1955. Considering the limited possibilty of a second person named Whoopi born on the same day, then we can be almost totaly assured that this must be THE Whoopi Goldberg.

A Birth Certificate for Whoopi Goldberg (Male)
Whoopi has been keeping the couch cushions warm on The View since 2005, and even with daily exposure on ABC, a mainstream TV station, nobody suspected that SHE might be a HE. Although in retrospect, Whoopi's behavior, particularly on The View, has seemed somewhat masculine.

The copy of the birth certificate was accompanied by a photograph showing Whoopi Goldberg sporting what appears to be a very convincing mustache, one that even Tom Selleck would be proud of.

Whoopi showing off 'her' mustache
We contacted The View for a comment regarding this news, and how it may affect Whoopi's position at the head of the famous drop-leaf table and we are still awaiting a response. We will update this post when we have any further news.



randykw said...

Wouldn't surprise me one bit!

Anonymous said...

I knew it!

Unknown said...

she is so racist and can't get over it .. blinded actually.. that's why going to school and learning real history is beneficial..

Anonymous said...

He/She is a hateful, overbearing, probably bought and paid for Leftist, who does not represent the VIEWS of the majority of American Women. Never watch The View, only watched Ted Cruise on it.

Unknown said...

I'm not buying it. Looking at her younger work, she's just an unattractive woman.

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