Sunday, December 18, 2011

Week in Review with Alexa Rankin - 12/17/11

Hi again, it's me, Alexa Rankin, back after a week off, with the headlines that caught my eye this week. Actually, there wasn't much that caught my eye this week. I still have a touch of stomach flu and have been living in the bathroom for 9 days. Only two bits of news actually adhered themselves to my braincells this week so here they are.

PEP = Parent's Explicit Performance
The word pep (as in pep rally) has a new meaning in a Minnesota highschool. A practical joke during a pep rally saw parents kissing their sports star kids infront of a crowd of cheering onlookers. The stunt seemed to get somewhat out of hand as the kisses appeared to get more passionate and emotionally charged. The blindfolded kids where then asked who they thought they were kissing before the embarrassing truth was revealed to them.
Rosemount HS pep rally gets out of hand when 'Kong' arrives
Then things got really out of hand at Rosemount HS Pep Rally
Whoopi Cushion
I know the headline has been used to death over this incident, but it perfectly describes the incident which happened on The View (or The Pee-You as it should be called). Whoopi let one rip on the couch during an interview with Claire Danes and then in the most unladylike fashion exclaimed, “Excuse me. I just let a frog out of there.” Wow, Whoopi, why not just say, "The one who smelled it, dealt it."
Joy Behar stares down Whoopi 'Cushion' Goldberg for letting the frogs out
Who let the frogs out?
It's true, guys, we women do fart, but normally we are more discreet and sneaky about it. We spend our lives convincing men that our behinds smell like rose petals and we would never rip one. Then Ms. Goldberg goes and blows our secret. And then blames the frogs in her butt. Not Cool.

Thanks for stopping by to catch my weekly review. I would love to read your comments below, so let me know what you think. I am Alexa Rankin and this is the Week in Review.

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