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Saturday, August 29, 2026

The second coming has already happened

There are many prophecies and stories regarding the second coming of the Messiah, but a growing group of people already believe that the Messiah has been reborn and is already walking among us. They believe that the new Messiah is none other than stage magician David Copperfield.

David Copperfield performing one of his illusions - or miracles

Saturday, August 15, 2026

AI tool helps men identify more than 8 colors

A fancy new AI tool allows users to identify all 16.7 million unique and individual colors using their camera phone so now men can express themselves beyond the basic 8 colors of the Pink Floyd album, The Dark Side of the Moon.

The 8 masculine colors as defined by Pink Floyd - see the irony?

Saturday, August 1, 2026

MAGOO is the new MAGA

Make America Great Again - a bold and powerful statement, and depending on your definition of great, it can mean any number of things. That is why the M.A.G.A. movement is transitioning to the more clearly defined acronym M.A.G.O.O. Make America Grey Old Obstinate.

Mr. Magoo - old, short sighted and not too bright. Coincidence?

Saturday, July 25, 2026

BuzzBallz banned from Iowa golf course

A golf course in Grimes, Iowa, has banned the trendy alcoholic beverage, BuzzBallz, from it's grounds due to extreme behavior from their patrons, who are sneaking it in and leaving a wild mess behind them.

BuzzBallz Choco Chiller, formerly known as Choc Tease

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