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Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Gone Direction

By +Sue Casa

Excuse me, guy hiding under a rock, did you hear that Zayn Malik has quit One Direction? One Direction? The biggest boy band of the decade? You know, "Na, na, na, na, beautiful", "Na, na, na, na-na, best song ever", ummm actually they are the only 1D songs I know.
One Direction loses a member
Aaaargh... Not the ripped photo cliché again

Sunday, March 29, 2015

Siri and Cortana in an e-PA bitch fight

By +Brad Naylor

The battle of the electronic personal assistant has turned into a 64-bit bitch fight with Microsoft's Cortana taking on Apple's Siri as well as competing against the so far non-personalized OK Google system.

Siri, Cortana, OK Google
Who is will win the 64-bit bitch fight?

Sunday, March 22, 2015

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By +Ian C

For those of you who don't already follow our Facebook page, you are missing out on so much. Not only do you get a notification when STP is updated, you can also get access to cool extra stuff that we don't post on the main site.

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Saturday, March 21, 2015

50 shades of Gary

By +Brad Naylor

British actor and star of the movies 'Dead Fish' and 'Tiptoes', Gary Leonard Oldman celebrates his 57th birthday today. Just as music producer George Martin vowed never to use the same sound twice, Gary Oldman stands by his decision to never wear the same haircut twice (unless it's a sequel).

50 wigs of Gary
20 of his 50+ movie and TV roles

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