What did we miss?

Being gone for 3 months (good to be back, BTW) means that there was a lot of news that went unslapped during our extended absence. Or was there? I have been thinking hard for the last 15 minutes of all the major news stories that have happened since Mid December and I can only think of a handful of tales worthy of recapping and slapping.

We must have missed something exciting after 3 months away

Dear Tina welcomes your questions

It is good to be back after our little break. Nothing like 3 months off to recharge the batteries. For those of you who don't yet know me;
Hi, my name is Tina and amongst other things, I am an expert advice giver. If you need proof then click here to see the STP advice archive. I am not just one of those 'relationship advisers' even though the bulk of questions which come my way are of a sexual/relationship nature.

Random Penguin Fact #1

Random Penguin Fact

We're getting the band back together

Regular readers, especially the more astute of you, may have noticed that the Slap the Penguin Virtual Office has been somewhat quiet during the winter months. There are many reasons for this extended break and we are not going to share any of them with you. The official reason is hibernation.

We're getting the band back together