Valentine's Day

Ok, I get it. I am the girl. Therefore I am the romantic. Hence I get to write the valentine's day story.



A print out and keep reminder

WTF? - Horror-scopes

As the rotation of the Earth slows, the direction of magnetic North is shifting towards Moscow, causing chaos for pilots trying to land at a Tampa airport.

You could need one of these

This is however of miniscule significance when compared to how the accompanying celestial shift has caused me to move from being a challenging and impulsive Aries to a conservative, concrete Taurus.

Another Swift romance

It seems that once again love spits in the face of teen country sensation, Taylor Swift, as she very publicly splits with another beau. Slap the Penguin digs around to find out why the teen heart throb cannot hold onto a man for more than 3 months?

"I wish I knew how to quit you"

Top Ten posts of 2010

Originally Scheduled for 12/31/10
but you just can't trust some people to get things right

The end of the year draws ever closer and it is the time for being retrospective.

Since the inception of My Twist News Slap the Penguin in July 2010 we have uploaded over 130 posts, and have made at least 7 people laugh (we get fan mail and various comments saying so).

Oooh, nobody has ever used that mataphor before