Improvements to NASCAR for 2011

Everybody knows that NASCAR is about as exciting as watching 43 cars drive round in circles for 6 hours, waiting for some guy on a stepladder to wave a checkered flag to end the misery and declare a winner.

You try g**gling checkered flag ! !

New CD Releases for November 9th

Another week, another pointless list of the new CD releases. I know nobody buys CDs anymore, it's all .mp3 or iTunes where you can download a single song instead of a whole album. Personally, I would rather enjoy the music the way the artist meant it to be enjoyed, and not disjointed in a cut rate, low quality format.

WTF? - Ricky Martin is Gay?

Thanks to Oprah! and The View and some serious investigative journalism, the truth about Ricky Martin and his sexual proclivities is out. And so is he.

Does this Seacrest outfit make me look straight?

Dear Tina - Prince Charming

Dear Tina,

I'm chubby, broke and I live with my parents. I'm also stubborn, opinionated and have no brain-to-mouth filter. Where do I go to meet Prince Charming?

Sincerely,

Dusty Undies