Monday, August 13, 2012

2012 Redneck Olympics

While everybody has been watching the official Olympic games in London, there are small pockets of alternate Olympics going on. Ireland are having the Spudlympics, where every event revolves around a potato. Meanwhile, Columbus GA, have the honor of hosting the 2012 Redneck Olympics.
An olympic flag modified to reflect a confederate flag, complete with misspellings
The Redneck Olympic flag
With events such as Gator Slapping, Hog Wrestling and Mudpit Belly-flopping, these games should bring in a whole bunch of fans. Unfortunately, the Redneck Games are not yet big enough to warrant 24/7 NBC coverage so you will have to make do with a single post on Slap the Penguin.

woman bellyflopping into a mud pit
Day 1: The Mudpit Bellyflop

The major events which will keep you on the edge of your seat are:
  • Tractor Pulling
  • Hog Wrestling
  • Log Chopping
  • Beaver Hunting
  • Electric Bull Riding
  • Cow Tipping
  • Fencing
  • Line Dancing
  • Synchronized Beer Drinking
  • Banjo Picking
  • Gator Slapping
  • Mud Diving

A redneck making a picket fence
Day 3: Redneck Fencing
We will be posting the results of the events here, unless something more interesting happens, so watch this space.


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