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Thursday, September 23, 2010

WTF? - Zuckerberg, you can't buy friends

So, Mark Zuckerberg, creator of the social media leviathan, Facebook, is donating $100 million to schools in Newark, NJ. He will be joining the goddess of tax break giveaways, Oprah Winfrey on her show this Friday.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Idol confirms judge lineup for new season

The waiting is over for American Idol fans, as the celebrity judges have finally been announced. Almost everyone knew that Simon Cowell was not coming back, and rumors of Ellen's departure were confirmed a while ago. BUT, who knew that the argumentative strumpet, Karen Digiorno, would be kicked off the show?

The replacements who will be joining Randy have been confirmed as Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler.
Jennifer 'Jello' Lopez, Joan Rivers and the new, slimmer Drew Carey

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Cubs Rookie is not a vampire

Tyler Colvin, the Cubs rookie outfielder was subjected to one of the most extreme vampire killing methods and survived.
The Cubbies new 3rd base coach waving home a runner

Monday, September 20, 2010

Top 10 things NOT to say when you get pulled over by the police

There are not many feelings worse than checking your rear view mirror and seeing the word ECILOP accompanied by flashing lights, and should the police have reason to pull you over, be sure you don't escalate the situation by using any of the following phrases.

Is something wrong, officer?

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