Monday, October 6, 2014

George Clooney not gay, but does love Amal

By +Brad Naylor

Contrary to a previous post, George Clooney may not be as gay as we all thought he was, since he recently got married to Anne Hathaway lookalike lawyer Amal Alamuddin.

George Clooney and Amal Hathaway Alamuddin
Clooney and Anne Hathaway lookalike, Amal Alamuddin
George and Amal's wedding cost an estimated $4.6 million, which makes it the most expensive wedding of the year so far, In attendance at the Venetian resort were George's acting buddies Brad Pitt and Matt Damon as well as Bill Murray, Emily Blunt and Bono.

Is a five million dollar wedding enough to put the gay rumors behind him? Time will tell, but I am not convinced. Especially since Alamuddin translates to 'hair on the face' or in common terms, 'beard'. Coincidence?

We at STP wish George and Amal many happy years of marriage and hope that their union is a fruitful one.

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