We at My Twist News Slap the Penguin are enjoying great success with the NADSAQ Index. Especially after last week's Charlie Sheen fiasco. We picked Mr Sheen as a great investment for a quick return just a few weeks ago (here). We have had 3 emails so far this morning, thanking us for the investment tip.
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Mike Huckabee (44%) [MIHU]
Mike Huckabee really needs to learn to keep quiet about things he does not know anything about. Although this would effectively silence him, it would also stop him from annoying people. His latest outburst was a smackdown of Natalie Portman for glamorising pregnancy outside of marriage.
Lil Wayne (49%) [LILW]
Fresh from 8 months in the big house, Lil Wayne is doing the rounds and blowing (blue) smoke up his hip-hop homies asses. He says that "Drake is better than him" and Nicki Minaj can "Do whatever she likes". And of course the whole world stops and pays attention to what the clown with the face tattoos is saying. Oh, and 3 young girls from Baltimore said his music is only about drugs and degrading women.
Robert Pattinson (63%) [ROPA]"I like crazy people who don't give a fu©k. I've just kind of stopped doing everything. I never change the channel in my trailer. I just watch reruns of 'House of Payne' and 'Two and a Half Men.' I love 'Cops' -- I think it's my favorite TV show. God, I sound like such a loser." Yes you do. By the way, who does your hair?

Awwww, poor Christina is having a tough time. Superbowl Anthem - Fail, Grammy Performance - Fail, and now arrested for public drunkenness. It seems that she is having some major issues right now and needs to get some help. This is her second appearance in the NADSAQ Index.
Charlie Sheen (98%) [CSHN]
Charlie is getting it from all angles this week and we are not going to ride that wave. If you want "tiger blood" or "Adonis DNA" quotes then use google. We picked him out on February 12th as a future top 5 NADSAQ and now we are sitting here feeling smug. Charlie is now the highest scoring NADSAQ in history at 98% and is truly a winner.
So who is looking hot for future investments. Overseas investors are looking at Prince Andrew [PAND] while closer to home we have Snooki [SNKI].
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