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A Quebec man claims to have achieved enlightenment after sitting through 3 consecutive Celine Dion performances at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas.

Enlightenment can be yours
According to Mike McGovery, the show must and can go on and on and on, and after sitting though a third Celine Dion performance in a 24 hour period, he finally reached a state which he described as enlightenment.

"Everything is so clear to me know," claimed Mike, "I know everything, I feel everything. I am like that French guy from the Highlander movie, except I didn't cut off anyone's head."

"Celine Dion is truly an angel of the Lord, sent to bestow peace, truth and knowledge upon us through her enchanting voice. Everyone must make the pilgrimage to hear her voice and know the truth which she sings."

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