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Sunday, October 13, 2013

Charlie Hunnam pulls out of 50 shades movie

Charlie Hunnam claims that a clash with his busy 'Son's of Anarchy' schedule means that he can no longer play the part of the millionaire pervert, Christian Grey. His early withdrawal from the movie could also cast a cloud over the future of Dakota Johnson's role as Anastasia Steele.

Fifty Shades of Grey - The Movie
Fifty Shades of Grey - The Movie
Insiders on the set claim that Hunnam got cold feet and was worried about being able to perform during the love scenes, especially considering the rather heavy S&M influence of the original novel. Hunnam's personal assistant for the movie, Dick Flougher, told us, "Charlie was really struggling with the sex scenes, and I am hardly surprised considering his co-star. Dakota's father is Don Johnson and the resemblance is incredible. Just put her in a sport coat, white linen pants and some loafers (without socks) and you have an instant Sonny Crockett. Except his boobs were bigger."

Dakota Johnson, daughter of Don Johnson
It's 5 o'clock somewhere
This re-opens the question, Who will play '50 shades' Christian Grey? Follow the link and vote.

We asked out resident celebrity/entertainment expert for his thoughts on the news coming from the 50 Shades of Grey movie set. Seriously, this guy is like a 4-legged version of the E! News Network. Over to you Honey Badger.

Honey Badger don't care. He doesn't give a shit.
Honey Badger don't care. He doesn't give a shit.
Well there you go. Now let's hear your opinion. Please share you thoughts in the comments section below.





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