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Saturday, March 28, 2026

Best Worst Name For A Distance Running Coach - Ever

One of the reasons STP took a break from writing satirical news is that we were struggling to compete withe the ridiculousness of the actual news that was happening out there in the really real world, and this story from pscbobcats.com the Peru State athletics website is living proof.
PBS BVobcats post welcoming Myles Bach to the team
Not the place to finish in a cross country race…

Wednesday, March 25, 2026

Hulk Hogan pissed at sex tape gone viral

Now that Hulk Hogan is no longer with us, having passed away on July 24th 2025, I have no guilt or legal restriction for reviving this post from 2012 which we were forced to remove with the threat of a lawsuit which we would not have been able to afford. In accordance with the legal request the post and images were removed from our site and all computers which we had control over, however, the internet archive of the waybackmachine is beyond our reach and I was able to dig out the old post from there. And now for your delectation and very mild titillation STP presents to you, in all it's original glory the resurrected after 14 years story of Hulk Hogan's Sex Tape.

Originally posted on October 8th 2012


Terry 'Hulk' Hogan is fuming because a sex tape featuring him and a still unconfirmed female (Heather Clem) has been leaked  and has gone viral. 

Hogan Knows Breast, Brother

Saturday, March 21, 2026

7 Deadly Clickbait Tricks That Are Ruining Your Brain

You clicked.

Of course you did.

The internet has trained you like Pavlov’s dog, except instead of a bell it’s “You Won’t Believe…” and instead of food you get 47 ads and a list that ends with “just kidding, subscribe.”

Congratulations. You are the problem.

But don’t worry — this is the one clickbait article that will finally cure you of clicking on clickbait.
A finger shaped cursor hovering over the image of a baited hook
Don’t click the bait - oops too late

Saturday, March 14, 2026

Substack Launch

Hey everyone, someone I know told me all about something called Substack and so we will me using that as the base of our operations moving forward. The idea is to make a shit ton of money revisit older posts and post current commentary on them, about why they are still valid or why the humor doesn't work today, and give you, the loyal reader, a chance to weigh in on the discussion. 


We will also be sneaking new material into the mix as and when it seems relevant and somebody can be bothered to write something that is not overshadowed by the natural irony of current news.

Slap The Penguin at Substack

Slap the Penguin, more than just a satirical news blog

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