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Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Can you name 5 Steven Seagal movies?

By +Alexa Rankin

Actor, producer and writer Steven Seagal has just celebrated his 62nd birthday and his 362nd pound this April. Many of you may know that Steven Seagal is an actor and some of you may even know that he is a seventh dan blackbelt in Aikido. "Aikido is the wussiest of all martial arts; there are no offensive skills, it's all about dodging attacks and throwing the attacker using his own body weight and momentum. It requires very little physical strength."

Aikido: Martial Arts for Retirees
Aikido: Making the old and the fat feel tough
What most of you will not know is that Steven Seagal has acted in 45 (forty five) movies in his 26 year acting career. And as the title of this post asks;

Can you name 5 Steven Seagal movies?
Well can you, Punk?

Be honest now, if you named five SS movies let us know in the comments section below. If you didn't then go to IMDB [link] and scroll through the list of his movies and let us know if you have heard of at least 5 of them. We have a poll for you below to let us know how many Steven Seagal movies you have heard of.







3 comments :

  1. ladytigereyes (Naomi)24 April, 2014 11:44

    Glimmerman
    Today you die
    Marked for death
    Pistol whipped
    Out of reach
    Submerged
    Above the law
    Exit wounds
    Fire down below
    On deadly ground
    Mercenary for justice
    Belly of the beast
    The foreigner
    Attack Force
    Maximum conviction
    Against the dark
    Out for a kill
    Out for justice
    Urban justice
    Undersiege
    Undersiege 2 : dark territory
    Into the sun
    Machete
    Force of execution
    The keeper
    A dangerous man
    The onion movie
    Clementine
    Driven to kill
    Shadow man
    Black dawn
    Ticker
    Hard to kill
    The Patriot
    Half past dead
    Kill switch
    Executive decision
    Flight of fury

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  2. Kirsty Lee Allan24 April, 2014 13:37

    You forgot Sheep Impact... the aussie short

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  3. I cheated. Though I saw a few of his films back in the day, I couldn't remember any titles. Then I skimmed the list above and "Marked for Death" popped out at me, so I marked "1-5" on the poll cuz I knew Steven Seagal. P.S. I love the two-watch thing! What a crazy dude!

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