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Sunday, January 5, 2014

The Twelve Days of Christmas

by +Ian C+Brad Naylor+Tina Cruris and +Alexa Rankin

The Twelve Days of Christmas needed radically updating since nobody has recently made a gift of turtle doves or leaping lords. Between the four of us, we have revamped the old song and we will be revealing it over the actual Twelve Days of Christmas.

STP's 12 Days of Christmas

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Twelve goats a-toteing

Eleven Elven Elvis's


Ten Penguins Slapping


Nine Mileys Twerking


Eight Potter Movies


Seven Tweeters Tweeting


Six degrees of Bacon


iPhone 5


Four Facebook Friends


Free Credit Score

Two girls, one cup

and a One Direction CD

OK, Christmas is officially done now for another 353 days. Next year I am writing a list, even socks or a Starbucks gift card would have been nice.

What did your true love send to you this Christmas?






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