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Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Asian Scientists discover Buddha particle

Hot on the heels of western science announcing the discovery of the God particle, a group of Asian scientists working in Columbo, Sri Lanka have released evidence of the discovery of what they are calling the Buddha particle.
God Particle or a scene from Tron?

The evidence of the God particle is predominantly faith based (ironic?) as is most of quantum physics. A belief in the initial hypothesis is required in order to swallow the science that follows, however the the evidence is compelling and convincing if you are able to suspend disbelief.

The major difference with the Buddha particle is there are many more people who believe in it and the ability for the particle to increase or decrease in importance depending on how many good deeds it does during each phase of it's existance. Oh and it's a got a bit of a tummy.
Buddha Particle


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