Whoopi Goldberg has been a household name since 1985 when she wowed the movie community as Celie Johnson in The Color Purple. According to a document which has recently come to light, the character should have been 'SeeMy Johnson'.
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Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Monday, February 27, 2012
What got slapped 12 months ago - 2/27/11

Sunday, February 26, 2012
Monday, February 13, 2012
Short Break
We know that the news never stops, but considering that we at Slap the Penguin have real families and real jobs outside of this satirical news blog, we are announcing a brief break from publishing.
From time to time these breaks are needed to recharge the batteries and reassess the priorities of the site. We are planning to recommence publishing at the beginning of March, 2012.
On a more tastless note...
Sunday, February 5, 2012
What got slapped 12 months ago - 2/06/11

Thursday, February 2, 2012
Dear Tina - Groundhog Day

Sincerely, Anti-Groundhog Girl
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
The 2012 Special Forces Olympics
Everybody (almost everybody) knows that the 2012 Olympics will be happening this year in London, England. After the Olympics comes the Special Olympics, but did you know that also in 2012, London will be hosting the inaugural Special Forces Olympics.
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The inaugural Special Forces Olympics |
January Movie of the Month - Rise of the Planet of the Apes

2011 PG-13 105 Minutes
NETFLIX SAYS - This reboot of the Planet of the Apes franchise is a prequel set in modern-day
San Francisco, where scientists are conducting genetic research on apes. The
evolved primates develop advanced intelligence and revolt against being used as
lab rats.