Since the news of Arnold Schwarzenegger's split from ex-tennis star Pam Shriver has exploded onto the tabloids, the story of his return to the big screen has taken a back seat. The very public split is proof that you should never marry a tennis player since love means nothing to them.
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| Arnold Schwarzenegger and Pam Shriver |
We are proud to announce that octogenarian Arnold has signed on with James Cameron to star in the fourth installment of the popular and money making Terminator series. Arnold will again play the loveable cyborg but with a slight twist.
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| Arnold's forthcoming movie |
The evil future computer, Skynet, has designed and built a new, older looking cyborg to integrate into a retirement community rather than using the devil-may-care, guns blazing method which has failed in the previous movies for them. This special assignment will allow the 'Infirminator' to strategically remove historic obstacles to Skynet's later success (most of them called Connor).
The Infirminator is set for general release in October 2012 after intense post production work which involves converting 2D acting into a 3D movie.
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please don't give those hollywood assholes any ideas hahaha...
ReplyDeleteArnie's new release will be called 'The Sperminator'.
ReplyDeleteYou'll know what that means soon enough!
Thanks, Zobop. The news of Arnie's love child is all over the tabloid interwebs right now. We at My Twist News are not into low brow sensationalist stories (unless it is a slow news week).
ReplyDeleteDoes the kid look like Danny DeVito? Because that would be weird.
ReplyDeleteReferencing 80's movies is fun. I don't know why.
I also am a fan of low-brow sensationalist stories :)
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