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Saturday, May 21, 2011

It's not the end of the world...

... unless you live near Grimsvotn in Iceland.



So, Harold Camping claims a moral victory after apparently failing to predict Armageddon, AGAIN.

In a brief 'I told you so' statement released on his facebook account he said "I knew something was coming. It wasn't as big as I thought it would be, but it is a sign that we need to worship a merciful God. He spared us thanks to the power of prayer. Can I get my $1.2 million pension fund back please"

When is the next round coming Harold?


1 comment :

  1. Ooooh. Give there are only 50-60 volcanic eruptions every year, this is so totally freaky....Okay, so not really. I'm trying to play along.

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