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Sunday, February 27, 2011

NADSAQ Index - February 26th 2011

After publishing last week's NADSAQ Index, we received an email from somebody telling us that 4 out of the 5 people had nothing to do with NASCAR. He also told us that there was no way that Jimmie Johnson would finish 5th in anything. I suppose it's easy to confuse the two if you're a REDNEQ!
NADSAQ Index
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Jennifer J-Lo Lopez
Jennifer Lopez (36%) [JELO]
The new American Idol judge went all Abdul this week, bursting into tears because a contestant was sent home because he was not a good enough singer. Even with a wheelchair bound fiancee, he was not good enough to progress in this TALENT show.
George Clooney
George Clooney (53%) [GECL]
George played down rumors of a political career this week citing his crazy lifestyle as a reason NOT to run. “I fu©ked too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that's the truth.” Personally, I think he is overqualified.
Gadhafi
Muammar al-Gadhafi (81%) [GDFI]
In the light of recent middle eastern events, the dictators are getting nervous about being overthrown and Muammar al-Gaddafi is one of them. He has claimed that he will not go down without a fight and will die a martyr if necessary. That's fine with us Mr Gaddafi.

Jerry Patterson
Jerry Patterson (89%) [JEPA]
Who? You know, the guy who was arrested for urinating over food in a grocery store. 58 year old Jerry, who was drunk at the time, pissed over $500 worth of chicken, then ate a large packet of ham. He was arrested and charged with public intoxication, theft of property, and criminal mischief. Not a celebrity, but the story made me laugh.

Kanye West
Kanye West (97%) [KANY]
Kanye is always a safe bet on the NADSAQ Index, especially when he gets on Twitter. This time he tweeted about abortion. "An abortion can cost a ballin' nigga up to 50gs maybe a 100. Gold diggin' bitches be getting pregnant on purpose. #STRAPUP my niggas!" 
Kanye's 97%  is an all time high score on the NADSAQ index and he is favorite to be the first person to achieve a rating of 100%.



1 comment :

  1. It's so nice to see Kanye back to his classy self. Sigh.

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